Buyer & Cellar

Live and In Person, January 21 - February 6
Streaming On Demand January 26 - February 6
Find the playbill for Buyer & Cellar here!

A struggling actor in L.A. takes a job working in the Malibu basement/personal shopping mall of a beloved megastar. One day, the Lady Herself comes downstairs to play. The two bond in the basement, but will their relationship ever make it upstairs? Buyer & Cellar is an outrageous comedy about the price of fame, the cost of things, and the oddest of odd jobs. Don't miss this one-man tour-de-farce! 

“This show is a lark in the best sense of the word... the perfect play for right now.” — Eugene Weekly 

“Full, clever, funny, and original... J. Conrad Frank is phenomenal” — Eugene Scene

“Truly exceptional. This one-man show, brilliantly performed by the endearing J. Conrad Frank, is a comedy so good that it makes you want to cry.” — KLCC

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Click here to read the press release for Buyer & Cellar.